You might be an RC Redneck if:

1- Your wife has ever said, "get the RC crap out of the tub so I can take a bath".

2- Your dog's favorite toy is your old T-Maxx chassis.

3- You have a picture of a team Losi driver above your bed.

4- You own a homemade starter box.

5- Your mother has 30% fuel on her Christmas wish list.

6- You keep spare parts in McDonald's bags.

7- Fewer that half of the RC cars you bring to the track actually run.

8- You could never afford to actually fill up your RC fuel tank.

9- You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a T-Maxx.

10- You consider your "good" clothes to be those autographed by RC team drivers.

11- You've actually come off the driver's stand and assaulted a corner marshal.

12- There is a gun rack on your pit box.

13- You've ever barbequed Spam at the track.

14- Your father has ever been asked to leave the track because of his language.

15- None of your RC shirts cover your stomach.

16- You use the term "over yonder" more than once to tell a corner marshal where you crashed.

17- Your father encourages you to quit school because they have an opening at the local hobby shop.

18- Your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.

19- Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your local RC club ID card.

20- The directions to your local RC track include "turn off the paved road for 13 miles".

21- You have a very special RC cap, just for formal occasions.

22- Red Man sends you a Christmas card.

23- Three quarters of the clothes you own have RC logos on them.

24- You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the best color scheme for your new RC body.

25- You have to stop at the hobby shop on the way to a funeral to see if they've got that new Team Losi wall clock you've been wanting.

26- You've spent more on your RC cars than on your children's education.

27- Your credit card payment for RC parts delays buying school clothes for the kids.

28- You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "RC parts for sale" sign in the back window of your pickup truck.

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