My pitman...
1 - accidentally refueled my car with beer since he drinks it out of a fuel bottle that he keeps next to the real fuel bottle and it's the same color as fuel.
2 - refueled the wrong car since it also had one of those "very rare" flame paintjobs.
3 - set my car back on the track in the wrong direction.
4 - set himself on fire while lighting a cigarette with a nitro soaked T-shirt.
5 - got his loose shoestring caught in my axle at the start of the race.
6 - was on his cell phone with his bookie when I came in to pit.
7 - left the pits as I came in to refuel because Dominos came with his pizza.
8 - got interested in some kid's hot mother and forgot about me.
9 - dropped my starter box on his toe and broke both.
10 - tripped and fell over all of the empty beer cans he threw in the pits.

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